Road Trip Dreamers Gifts

Roads to More Humane Future

House Prices

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

Mr. Punch in Venice

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

Italia tours

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

'Are we broke yet?'

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

Better times ahead.

Street signs you don't want to see.

Sister Cities

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

Greek A-Z Map,

"My guess it's guacamole."

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Pyramid Handicap Parking

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'