Road Trip Dreamers T-Shirts

Roads to More Humane Future

House Prices

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Mr. Punch in Venice

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

Italia tours

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

'Are we broke yet?'

Better times ahead.

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

Sister Cities

"My guess it's guacamole."

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

Street signs you don't want to see.

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Greek A-Z Map,

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Pyramid Handicap Parking

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...