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Caution the Future Lies Ahead.

'I'd like to go to the wine lake.'

'While we're at it - let's cruise the Bahamas!'

I know the guide book said the site was a bit remote....

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

'Round-the-world ticket please!' - 'One way?'

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On this site will be located the sleepy little fishing village of Puerta Alba.

Yakety-Yak

"Are we old enough to consider a cruise, yet?"

"As travelling is pretty much out of the question for me, I just love your travel tales: Go on, tell me another one..."

Family vacation spoilt by oil prices.

Going South

Man hiding behind chair from aggressive tourism advertising

'I could use a change of scenery. Let's fly to Cape Cod.'

'Next time, make the travel agent explain 'Adventure of a Lifetime.''

"I want to go on a real vacation this year! Why do you have to be so cheap?"

'All that effort to go on holiday and it's just like being at home.'

"Derek wants to migrate to Corfu but I quite fancy Ibiza"

"I'll be taking a journey of a thousand miles as soon as I get motivated to take the first step."

"You will visit New York City, and it will be snowing, and all of the important landmarks will be way to close to one another."

Welcome to Greenville - "Worth the Visit"

"Nous approchons de l'ile de paques, capitaine!"

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Transylvanian backpackers.

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

'He lives for his holidays.'

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'