Destination Dreamers T-Shirts

"It's a game where we roll the dice to see which destination wedding we should spend our savings on this year."

"I don't understand, it got 5 stars on the travel website."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'He lives for his holidays.'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Try me/try me/try me...

Mr. Punch in Venice

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Time for vacation, time for work.

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

Summertime

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

"We're here to experience pleasure."

Italia tours

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

'What do you mean...You feel uncomfortable asking for time off?'