Destination Dreamers T-Shirts

"It's a game where we roll the dice to see which destination wedding we should spend our savings on this year."

"I don't understand, it got 5 stars on the travel website."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'He lives for his holidays.'

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Mr. Punch in Venice

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

Time for vacation, time for work.

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Try me/try me/try me...

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

Summertime

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"We're here to experience pleasure."

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

Italia tours

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

'What do you mean...You feel uncomfortable asking for time off?'

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"