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"I told you to wear sunscreen."

'That one always runs fast.'

"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."

'-OK, if you elect not to have the surgery, the insurance company offers six days and seven nights in Barbados.'

School Trip To The Beach

Begger plans vacation, sign reads: Please help me get my priorities straight

"The holidays are finished George, get over it!"

Never fails. Go away for a holiday and all Hell breaks loose.

Back from vacation

First day on beach: pale Englishman struts his stuff.

'...you said, 'it only gets a bit damp when it rains'!''

Summertime

"I want to climb up mountains without a rope, jump down waterfalls and run through a swamp barefooted to film crocodiles. That's why I need travel insurance - I'm a scaredy-cat."

'You need to relax. Have this prescription filled by a travel agent.'

'Ah! This is the life...' - 'No phones. No computers. No hassle.' - 'All I have to do is lie out in the sun...' - '...and fret endlessly about skin cancer.'

'What do you mean...You feel uncomfortable asking for time off?'

'Oh Frank, let's not swim here: It looks like a nudist-beach...'

Quarantine for tourists

The Sun: Loading 25%.

Sunbathing in Winter

'I don't know about you, but I sure could use a vacation.'

'You have appointments lined up right until you leave for vacation in 2008.'

"I need a gap year."

'On the web it clearly said, one mile from the beach.'

Ed Schumacher takes a much-needed working vacation.

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

"Isn't he thoughtful? He never forgets to send us a postcard when he's away on holiday."

'Your vacation doesn't start until next week, Milburger!'

"We do have unlimited vacation, but first you have to work here."

'Could we have an upgrade away from the children?'

Beggar reading 'Bahamas on a shoe string'

'Julie? Please tell the boss I can't come in today. I'm receiving emergency treatment for a skin condition.'

Old Macdonald's Hawaiian farm..

"Let's welcome Elaine back from her two weeks in Hawaii and hope this passes soon..."

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.