Vacation Dreamer Pillows

"I told you to wear sunscreen."

'That one always runs fast.'

"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."

'-OK, if you elect not to have the surgery, the insurance company offers six days and seven nights in Barbados.'

School Trip To The Beach

Never fails. Go away for a holiday and all Hell breaks loose.

Begger plans vacation, sign reads: Please help me get my priorities straight

"The holidays are finished George, get over it!"

First day on beach: pale Englishman struts his stuff.

Back from vacation

'...you said, 'it only gets a bit damp when it rains'!''

Quarantine for tourists

'Ah! This is the life...' - 'No phones. No computers. No hassle.' - 'All I have to do is lie out in the sun...' - '...and fret endlessly about skin cancer.'

'Oh Frank, let's not swim here: It looks like a nudist-beach...'

Summertime

Sunbathing in Winter

'You need to relax. Have this prescription filled by a travel agent.'

'What do you mean...You feel uncomfortable asking for time off?'

The Sun: Loading 25%.

"I want to climb up mountains without a rope, jump down waterfalls and run through a swamp barefooted to film crocodiles. That's why I need travel insurance - I'm a scaredy-cat."

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

'You have appointments lined up right until you leave for vacation in 2008.'

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

Beggar reading 'Bahamas on a shoe string'

"I need a gap year."

Ed Schumacher takes a much-needed working vacation.

'On the web it clearly said, one mile from the beach.'

"Let's welcome Elaine back from her two weeks in Hawaii and hope this passes soon..."

"Isn't he thoughtful? He never forgets to send us a postcard when he's away on holiday."

'Could we have an upgrade away from the children?'

'Your vacation doesn't start until next week, Milburger!'

'I don't know about you, but I sure could use a vacation.'

'Julie? Please tell the boss I can't come in today. I'm receiving emergency treatment for a skin condition.'

"We do have unlimited vacation, but first you have to work here."

"Why don't we just stay by this rock and take day trips around the local area?