City Dreamers T-Shirts

View of the sea - 'One day son, all this will be houses.'

Tortoise Skyscraper

"I'm back. I couldn't make it as a New York slice."

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

Serenading

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

"Son, one day two hundred square feet of this city could be yours to rent."

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

Yakety-Yak

Converted Parking Garage

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

'Round-the-world ticket please!' - 'One way?'

'Sometimes I think about getting away from all this and get a job as a cab driver in New York city...'

Entering New York City - Check it out

"Real estate values soar, cute boutiques proliferate, fine cuisine abounds. These are exciting times to live in Hoboken."

Eric Adams Caricature

"Physically I'm in New York, Emotionally. . .I'm somewhere in the south of Florida."

"Crap. I overslept."

Real Estate Depression

The architecture was inspired by watching 'Grand Designs' on TV

"It's a game where we roll the dice to see which destination wedding we should spend our savings on this year."

New around here?

"Falling leaves. That's what I miss most of all."

Tourist Attractions

"That's not the thrum and rumble of the great metropolis -- that''s the dishwasher."

Immigrating to the City

New Eco Towns - 'The architects thought we said 'ego'.'

"One day, son, all these skyscrapers that we built for no reason and lie empty will be yours."

Do-over

ACME Mutton Co.

'While we're at it - let's cruise the Bahamas!'