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"It's a basement apartment, but it's conveniently right next to the subway."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"The fish sticks here are very good."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Hoodie Hang-out

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

Serenading

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

"I can’t believe you’re doing this! I have abandonment issues! Abandonment issues!!!"

Sick Building Syndrome

Can't even hold signs well.

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

"Son, one day two hundred square feet of this city could be yours to rent."

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

Converted Parking Garage

"This city is becoming unlivable."

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

Doubledecker bus stop