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Escaping the Smog

'We've both got jobs with the local authority and we need to buy somewhere soon.'

Screensaver view.

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

Serenading

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

"I can’t believe you’re doing this! I have abandonment issues! Abandonment issues!!!"

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'