City Dweller Dreamer Pillows

Escaping the Smog

'We've both got jobs with the local authority and we need to buy somewhere soon.'

Screensaver view.

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

Serenading

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

"I can’t believe you’re doing this! I have abandonment issues! Abandonment issues!!!"

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'