Big City Dreamer Pillows

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

Eric Adams Caricature

"It's not that I love New York. It's just that I hate everyplace else."

Just in from St. Paul.

"And if things don't work out in the big city, Cindy, you can always come back home to me and Mom and our nightmare descent into booze and pills."

Entering New York City - Check it out

"Believe me, the street smarts you picked up in Elmwood, Kansas don't carry any weight around here."

'Ah, it's great to be back in the big smoke!'

Times Square

New York Cab

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

Big screen TV.

Serenading

"Son, one day two hundred square feet of this city could be yours to rent."

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

Converted Parking Garage

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

"Crap. I overslept."

You're my Statue of Liberty

"Real estate values soar, cute boutiques proliferate, fine cuisine abounds. These are exciting times to live in Hoboken."

"Physically I'm in New York, Emotionally. . .I'm somewhere in the south of Florida."

'Sometimes I think about getting away from all this and get a job as a cab driver in New York city...'

"Usually when a person is stranded on an island, they make a grass hut. Apparently, you're more resourceful than that."

twist building

Real Estate Depression

"It was going to be a high-rise office building. But after three bricks, they ran out of money."

"That's not the thrum and rumble of the great metropolis -- that''s the dishwasher."

'Super size me!!'

'I warned you we'd get thrown out, changing the name from the Garden of Eden.'

"One day, son, all these skyscrapers that we built for no reason and lie empty will be yours."

Immigrating to the City