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In The Spring, A Young Man's Thoughts Turn Fancy

'Sometimes I think about getting away from all this and getting a job as a cab driver in New York City...'

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

Serenading

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

Sick Building Syndrome

"Son, one day two hundred square feet of this city could be yours to rent."

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

Converted Parking Garage

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

'I see Farmer Grayson is off to dust the crops again!'

A Gated Community.

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

"Real estate values soar, cute boutiques proliferate, fine cuisine abounds. These are exciting times to live in Hoboken."

"Physically I'm in New York, Emotionally. . .I'm somewhere in the south of Florida."

'Sometimes I think about getting away from all this and get a job as a cab driver in New York city...'

Snedly and Snedly, the first company to leave the city, and take their buiding with them.

Eric Adams Caricature

Entering New York City - Check it out

"Kicking you upstairs is, of course, just a figure of speech. What we're really doing is sending you deeper into the countryside."

Real Estate Depression

"That's not the thrum and rumble of the great metropolis -- that''s the dishwasher."

"Falling leaves. That's what I miss most of all."

I wonder what Pantone chips the artist used.

"One day, son, all these skyscrapers that we built for no reason and lie empty will be yours."

Between pub and bookie: 'Very sought-after position.'

Tourist Attractions

'Excuse me sir, but some guy is stealing your wallet.'

Immigrating to the City

"I want our divorce to have a country farmhouse feeling."

ACME Mutton Co.