City Life Dreamer Gifts

In The Spring, A Young Man's Thoughts Turn Fancy

'Sometimes I think about getting away from all this and getting a job as a cab driver in New York City...'

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

Serenading

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

Sick Building Syndrome

"Son, one day two hundred square feet of this city could be yours to rent."

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

Converted Parking Garage

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

A Gated Community.

'I see Farmer Grayson is off to dust the crops again!'

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

"Physically I'm in New York, Emotionally. . .I'm somewhere in the south of Florida."

"Real estate values soar, cute boutiques proliferate, fine cuisine abounds. These are exciting times to live in Hoboken."

'Sometimes I think about getting away from all this and get a job as a cab driver in New York city...'

Eric Adams Caricature

"Kicking you upstairs is, of course, just a figure of speech. What we're really doing is sending you deeper into the countryside."

Snedly and Snedly, the first company to leave the city, and take their buiding with them.

Entering New York City - Check it out

Real Estate Depression

Tourist Attractions

"That's not the thrum and rumble of the great metropolis -- that''s the dishwasher."

'Excuse me sir, but some guy is stealing your wallet.'

I wonder what Pantone chips the artist used.

Immigrating to the City

Maple syrup and milk collection.

"One day, son, all these skyscrapers that we built for no reason and lie empty will be yours."

"Falling leaves. That's what I miss most of all."

Between pub and bookie: 'Very sought-after position.'

"I want our divorce to have a country farmhouse feeling."