City Dwelling Dreamer T-Shirts

Urban Compost Heap.

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

Serenading

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"Son, one day two hundred square feet of this city could be yours to rent."

Converted Parking Garage

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

"Physically I'm in New York, Emotionally. . .I'm somewhere in the south of Florida."

"Crap. I overslept."

You're my Statue of Liberty

Entering New York City - Check it out

"Real estate values soar, cute boutiques proliferate, fine cuisine abounds. These are exciting times to live in Hoboken."

'Sometimes I think about getting away from all this and get a job as a cab driver in New York city...'

Eric Adams Caricature

Real Estate Depression

"That's not the thrum and rumble of the great metropolis -- that''s the dishwasher."

"Falling leaves. That's what I miss most of all."

'I warned you we'd get thrown out, changing the name from the Garden of Eden.'

"One day, son, all these skyscrapers that we built for no reason and lie empty will be yours."

Tourist Attractions

Immigrating to the City

ACME Mutton Co.

Tugboat pulls along a rubber duck.

View of the sea - 'One day son, all this will be houses.'

A businessman sits at his desk behind a nameplate that reads "R. T. Nelson - Elevation: 482 ft."

"I'm a Big Apple kinda guy, stuck in the Garden State."

Persons of Faith

Letter On Its Way From Omaha To New York