City Dwelling Dreamer T-Shirts

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Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

Serenading

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"Son, one day two hundred square feet of this city could be yours to rent."

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

Converted Parking Garage

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

"Physically I'm in New York, Emotionally. . .I'm somewhere in the south of Florida."

"Crap. I overslept."

Entering New York City - Check it out

'Sometimes I think about getting away from all this and get a job as a cab driver in New York city...'

Eric Adams Caricature

You're my Statue of Liberty

"Real estate values soar, cute boutiques proliferate, fine cuisine abounds. These are exciting times to live in Hoboken."

Real Estate Depression

"That's not the thrum and rumble of the great metropolis -- that''s the dishwasher."

"One day, son, all these skyscrapers that we built for no reason and lie empty will be yours."

'I warned you we'd get thrown out, changing the name from the Garden of Eden.'

"Falling leaves. That's what I miss most of all."

Immigrating to the City

Tourist Attractions

ACME Mutton Co.

Tugboat pulls along a rubber duck.

View of the sea - 'One day son, all this will be houses.'

"I'm a Big Apple kinda guy, stuck in the Garden State."

"The building code says we can use structural steel and poured concrete, and we can go 40 stories high - it doesn't say we have to!"

Persons of Faith

Letter On Its Way From Omaha To New York