Divine Destination Dreamer T-Shirts

Things to do in the area.

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

"My child when you look at a flower,you see the face of god!"

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

Remote controlled car on a boat.

"Brave explorers of the world"

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Travel Agency: Pacific time cures all ills.

Jesus Christ

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

Kid praying: 'If it's okay with you, don't record this one.'

"So, is this a date with destiny?"

"It does clearly say 'tow-away zone'."

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

Travel Agency. We can afford far, and we can afford wide, but we can't afford both.

Heaven's Ingredients: 100% Natural Love, 100% compassion and 100% forgiveness.

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

"It's a game where we roll the dice to see which destination wedding we should spend our savings on this year."

God's Phone

"You'll do laundry, you'll drink water...oh, and what's this? In the near future you'll clip your fingernails."

Doggie Heaven

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

"Your life will soon resemble a soggy old clump of leaves."

"Entropy already? You just made it?"

"It's a land flowing with milk and honey, with a small but lively arts district."

"It's the quarantine cloud."

"You’ll meet a beautiful woman whom your mother will loathe."

"I find it helps to imagine Go as some kind of divine creator."

'I suppose technically you're right. But we still prefer not to think of it as a gated community.'

'...and blessed be our new church nursery, which allows certain congregation members to catch up on their sleep during my sermon.'

"When the mist clears, turn right."