Divine Destination Dreamer T-Shirts

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

"Brave explorers of the world"

"My child when you look at a flower,you see the face of god!"

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

Remote controlled car on a boat.

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Jesus Christ

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

Travel Agency: Pacific time cures all ills.

Kid praying: 'If it's okay with you, don't record this one.'

"It does clearly say 'tow-away zone'."

"So, is this a date with destiny?"

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

Heaven's Ingredients: 100% Natural Love, 100% compassion and 100% forgiveness.

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

"You'll do laundry, you'll drink water...oh, and what's this? In the near future you'll clip your fingernails."

"It's a game where we roll the dice to see which destination wedding we should spend our savings on this year."

Doggie Heaven

God's Phone

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

"It's a land flowing with milk and honey, with a small but lively arts district."

"Your life will soon resemble a soggy old clump of leaves."

"You’ll meet a beautiful woman whom your mother will loathe."

"Entropy already? You just made it?"

"It's the quarantine cloud."

"I find it helps to imagine Go as some kind of divine creator."

'I suppose technically you're right. But we still prefer not to think of it as a gated community.'

'...and blessed be our new church nursery, which allows certain congregation members to catch up on their sleep during my sermon.'

"When the mist clears, turn right."

'You play the nurse and I'll play God.'