Traveling Dreamer T-Shirts

'Sure. They advertise luxury rooms, but you get there, and they all have bathtubs.'

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'He lives for his holidays.'

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Mr. Punch in Venice

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

Time for vacation, time for work.

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

Try me/try me/try me...

Summertime

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

Italia tours

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

"We're here to experience pleasure."

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

'What do you mean...You feel uncomfortable asking for time off?'

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

Better times ahead.