Lover Of Road Trips Gifts

Worst case scenario of asking for directions...

'If you're wondering why you're still in first gear, that was me you just shifted into third.'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'Are we nearly there yet?'

'So much for your new Satnav!'

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Motor Tourism

How am I abducting?

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

'Now here's a place I like!'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Kardiff.

Cash Machines From Across the Land

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

Family members!

Laughing Zone Ahead

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.