Lover Of Road Trips Mugs

Worst case scenario of asking for directions...

'If you're wondering why you're still in first gear, that was me you just shifted into third.'

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'Are we nearly there yet?'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'So much for your new Satnav!'

How am I abducting?

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Motor Tourism

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Coexist. Coexhaust.

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Kardiff.

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

'Now here's a place I like!'

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

Cash Machines From Across the Land

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

Laughing Zone Ahead

'Do you know the way to San Jose without breaking into a Bacharach number?'