Road Trip Lovers Mugs

No Layoffs Next 200 Miles

A highway is littered with animated Deer Crossing signs.

"Got any gas money?"

SOUTH OR BUST

E-Z pass. Hard Pass

Drinking Problems

"My guess it's guacamole."

Welcome to Pine Ridge: Please Follow Our City's Guidelines

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

The end is near

robot in car

"Back so soon?"

"Are we there yet?"

Warning! No Cell Phone Service Next 20 Miles.

"We'll discuss it when we get home," she said. So he took the scenic route.

"Then it's agreed. We skip the Grand Canyon to see the world's largest ball of yarn."

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Motor Tourism

How am I abducting?

'Now here's a place I like!'

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

Kardiff.