Road Trip Lovers Prints

No Layoffs Next 200 Miles

A highway is littered with animated Deer Crossing signs.

Fat-free way; carb-free way.

"Got any gas money?"

SOUTH OR BUST

Anyone need to go?

E-Z pass. Hard Pass

Drinking Problems

"My guess it's guacamole."

Welcome to Pine Ridge: Please Follow Our City's Guidelines

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

The end is near

robot in car

"Back so soon?"

"Are we there yet?"

Warning! No Cell Phone Service Next 20 Miles.

"We'll discuss it when we get home," she said. So he took the scenic route.

"Then it's agreed. We skip the Grand Canyon to see the world's largest ball of yarn."

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Coexist. Coexhaust.

Motor Tourism

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

'Now here's a place I like!'

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.