Travel Dreamer Gifts

Columbus At Home...'A Spoon!'

"We're interested in ocean cruises. The Atlantic for me and the Pacific for him."

"I take it your vacation starts tomorrow?"

"How much is that Doge in the window?"

"The strong U.S. dollar lured him overseas."

Electronic Super Highway

'That sounds lovely. Go ahead and book it. Just be sure to get the cancellation insurance in case I'm denied bail.'

"You can still go over the river and through the woods, but it's cheaper to fly."

Workaholic goes to Pisa

'I'm tired of being a jet-setter. I want to settle down, raise kids, run my own airline...'

"Where do you want to worry we're spending too much money this summer?"

Pyramid Handicap Parking

'If this doesn't work , we'll have to find another use for them.'

'The oracle is in.'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Try a tour of historic Venice in our traditional glass bottomed gondola.

'I just won an all expenses paid trip to a tropical island in the South Pacific.'

"It's 40 degrees in Europe. Maybe we should take that Paris trip we always talk about, and get away from this oppressive heat."

"Ironically, I've never even left the farm."

'Just how long have you been a mountain guide?'

A sphynx cat waits at a triangular mouse hole.

'So long losers! I'm off to India to live like a Goddess...'

"If you were flying several miles south wouldn't you also need a breather?"

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

'As the NHS is expanding abroad, I'd like my ingrowing toenail treated in Costa Blanca. . .'

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

Pussycat says to Owl: 'This is rubbish, can we PLEASE do Ibiza next year?'

'And here you can see one of the incredibly boring amusement park rides that were so beloved in the 20th century.'

"Oh, no... I don't think it's just an oil change this time!"

Fish Vacation

"We would like a room with a mirage view."

'But we can't go to Australia for our honeymoon, you know how my Mother hates flying!'

Woman at Ace Travel Agency, sees sign on door - Investment Theme Cruise Cancelled Due To Bankruptcy.

'I'm thinking the west coast again this year.'

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'