Alternative Travel Dreamer Gifts

He suspected the driver's airbag was not functioning correctly.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

'He lives for his holidays.'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

Try me/try me/try me...

Time for vacation, time for work.

Mr. Punch in Venice

Summertime

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

"We're here to experience pleasure."

Italia tours

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

'What do you mean...You feel uncomfortable asking for time off?'

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

Better times ahead.