Travelling Dreamer Gifts

'Excuse me, sir. Can I interest you in a timeshare property?'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

'He lives for his holidays.'

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

Time for vacation, time for work.

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Mr. Punch in Venice

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

Try me/try me/try me...

Summertime

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

"We're here to experience pleasure."

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

Italia tours

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

'What do you mean...You feel uncomfortable asking for time off?'

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

Old Macdonald's Hawaiian farm..

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

Better times ahead.