Travel Dreamer Mugs

Columbus At Home...'A Spoon!'

"How much is that Doge in the window?"

"I take it your vacation starts tomorrow?"

"We're interested in ocean cruises. The Atlantic for me and the Pacific for him."

"The strong U.S. dollar lured him overseas."

Electronic Super Highway

'That sounds lovely. Go ahead and book it. Just be sure to get the cancellation insurance in case I'm denied bail.'

"You can still go over the river and through the woods, but it's cheaper to fly."

'I'm tired of being a jet-setter. I want to settle down, raise kids, run my own airline...'

Workaholic goes to Pisa

"Where do you want to worry we're spending too much money this summer?"

'If this doesn't work , we'll have to find another use for them.'

'The oracle is in.'

Pyramid Handicap Parking

"Rapunzel? She bought a time-share in Costa Rica. I'm Larry."

"It's a postcard from my brother! He finally made it to the Pacific. It was number one on his bucket list!"

"If you were flying several miles south wouldn't you also need a breather?"

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

'So long losers! I'm off to India to live like a Goddess...'

Woman at Ace Travel Agency, sees sign on door - Investment Theme Cruise Cancelled Due To Bankruptcy.

A sphynx cat waits at a triangular mouse hole.

'I just won an all expenses paid trip to a tropical island in the South Pacific.'

'I'm thinking the west coast again this year.'

Stairs

Fish Vacation

"Ironically, I've never even left the farm."

"It's 40 degrees in Europe. Maybe we should take that Paris trip we always talk about, and get away from this oppressive heat."

Pussycat says to Owl: 'This is rubbish, can we PLEASE do Ibiza next year?'

Try a tour of historic Venice in our traditional glass bottomed gondola.

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

'Just how long have you been a mountain guide?'

'As the NHS is expanding abroad, I'd like my ingrowing toenail treated in Costa Blanca. . .'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"We would like a room with a mirage view."

'And here you can see one of the incredibly boring amusement park rides that were so beloved in the 20th century.'