Road Trip Wanderer Gifts

What it's like to drive a boring car.

"Would you know how to get back to the Interstate from here?"

The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.

Visual Gag: Winding road symbol, NEXT 6km.

Scenic Dump Ahead.

Welcome to Oblivion.

Motorist sees a sign at state border reading 'Welcome, Missouri Loves Company'.

"Why can't they just build one big one...."

Driving towards a Sunrise

You are leaving the farm belt. Welcome to the farm pants

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

'Are we broke yet?'

Better times ahead.

"Valet park only"

Sister Cities

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Street signs you don't want to see.

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

What are you looking for in a college? A strong environmental program. Ok. Pick 4 or 5 we could visit. I've got 3 days for the trip. There's one in Ohio. Can do. One in Maine, Iowa and California. You need a good geography program. Here's another one. Where's St. Paul?

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

'I think we have some stowaways.'

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

"You've got to be kidding. I finally start getting the hang of those traffic circles, and now this!"