Country Road Wanderer Gifts

'Hi, it's me. I'm going to be late. I'm stuck behind a bloody tractor!'

As the old song says, "Let's get lost on a country road." Okay

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"It seemed like miles to me!"

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

Walkers

YONDER...next 347 miles.

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

'What a view! The motivational poster doesn't do it justice.'

Life is simpler in the sticks.

'I'd kill for concrete.'

"What if we don't like their country personas?"

His days are spent among the purple loosestrife and wild Iris....where the air is heavy with the scents of earth and water.

'Mom, when will we be mooving?'

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

'You're not supposed to kiss everyone, Mr Jenkins.'

"Yes, we've been lost before, but never this lost."

'Boy, that is one old Turkey.'

BANG! (Duck hunter hunting very small ducks.

The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.

No need to thank me ma'am. Just doing my job!

Trilby - 'The happy life'.

"Ar well, if I was 'ee I wouldn't start from 'ere."

Moo! Honk! Don't stoop to their level Henry!

A*se End of Nowhere POPULATION: YOU

Welcome to Springdale...'We're number 10, 11, or maybe 12!'

I think we over estimated the dogs level of fitness...

Motorist sees a sign at state border reading 'Welcome, Missouri Loves Company'.

Easter Bunny

Taxidermy.

Horse has bumper sticker which reads: 'HONK if you want a kick in the windscreen.'

Pear: 'OH, hey WOW, there's my old Neighbourhood!

Country man asking stern policeman for directions