Country Road Explorer Gifts

"Sorry, we don't go to the middle, yet."

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Farm Humor.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

Walkers

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

YONDER...next 347 miles.

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

"We should get out to the country more often."

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

Tree Squirrel

"He knows 'sit, stay, paw' and 'upstate.'"

Dogs and Chickens

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

Car Journey.

Life is simpler in the sticks.

'I'd kill for concrete.'

"I'm sorry, Marvin. I can only spend so much time off the grid."

'What a view! The motivational poster doesn't do it justice.'

Just in time

Gertie, the tree climbing has to stop!

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Sheep.

I see you've caught my honey robber.'

Hiker's right of way.