Countryside Explorer Gifts

"Oh lord, I think we're in a Japanese horror movie!"

huntsman with hounds

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"Yes, a country mile is longer than a regular mile... as I found out."

Artist thinks: 'I suppose I could add a cow.'

Rabbit's revenge

Car Journey.

'Big deal, I'd rather have a beer.'

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

Tree Squirrel

I think the speed grazing record is in the bag!

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. VII

Hunting Party in the Highlands.

"Where in hell is New York?"

Just in time

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Farm Humor.

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

'How very Cumbria.'

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

Walkers

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

"We should get out to the country more often."

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

Dogs and Chickens

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

"He knows 'sit, stay, paw' and 'upstate.'"