Countryside Navigator Gifts

'Take a right at the second hog wallow and a right at the Starbucks and you can't miss it.'

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'How very Cumbria.'

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

Walkers

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

YONDER...next 347 miles.

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

Fishing direction sign.

"We should get out to the country more often."

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

Canadian Canoe.

'So much for your internal compass.'

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

"He knows 'sit, stay, paw' and 'upstate.'"

Bear Signpost.

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

Tree Squirrel

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"