Countryside Navigator Gifts

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'How very Cumbria.'

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

Walkers

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

YONDER...next 347 miles.

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Fishing direction sign.

"We should get out to the country more often."

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

'So much for your internal compass.'

Canadian Canoe.

"He knows 'sit, stay, paw' and 'upstate.'"

Tree Squirrel

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

"I didn't know it was poison ivy. It didn't have any warning labels."