Countryside Exploration Gifts

Hikers startled at caution sign

An equestrian warning a child.

Drunken Man on the Moors

An Accident Whilst Hunting

Huntsmen riding through a river

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

'You seem familiar with the area, were you born here?'

Asbo Land

'How very Cumbria.'

Bungee sodbustin'

Mildred takes a shortcut to the shops. . .

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Humans...What is their purpose?

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Country Bumpkin.

Mother Nature

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

Walkers

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

A Venus cow trap.

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"Static cling."

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

Get on with it!

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

"Relax. They're just crows."

"We should get out to the country more often."

An English Gold Field

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"