Travelling To The Countryside Gifts

'And I say, to blazes with the hallowed peace of the countryside!'

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Humans...What is their purpose?

Allotment

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Country Bumpkin.

'It's 'baa baa' here and 'baa baa' there, until I'm just about nuts.'

Mother Nature

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'How very Cumbria.'

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

Walkers

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Thatched roof car.

A Venus cow trap.

Get on with it!

"Static cling."

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

A Day in the Country.

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

Holiday cottage

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

"We should get out to the country more often."