Travelling To The Countryside Prints

'And I say, to blazes with the hallowed peace of the countryside!'

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Humans...What is their purpose?

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Allotment

'Life is great' down on the farm.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Country Bumpkin.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Mother Nature

'How very Cumbria.'

'It's 'baa baa' here and 'baa baa' there, until I'm just about nuts.'

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

Walkers

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

A Venus cow trap.

Thatched roof car.

"Static cling."

Get on with it!

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

A Day in the Country.

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

Holiday cottage

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

"We should get out to the country more often."