Countryside Trekking Prints

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

The experienced backpacker.

Humans...What is their purpose?

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Country Bumpkin.

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Trail mix?"

Rock Climber

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Mother Nature

'How very Cumbria.'

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

Walkers

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

Get on with it!

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

A Venus cow trap.

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

"Static cling."

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"Relax. They're just crows."

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.

"We should get out to the country more often."