Countryside Trekking Pillows

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

The experienced backpacker.

Humans...What is their purpose?

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Country Bumpkin.

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Mother Nature

"Trail mix?"

Rock Climber

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

'How very Cumbria.'

Walkers

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

"Static cling."

A Venus cow trap.

Get on with it!

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

"Relax. They're just crows."

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"We should get out to the country more often."

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!