Countryside Vacation Pillows

'Would you like to book an early morning call?'

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Humans...What is their purpose?

'Life is great' down on the farm.

Allotment

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Country Bumpkin.

'It's 'baa baa' here and 'baa baa' there, until I'm just about nuts.'

'How very Cumbria.'

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Mother Nature

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

Walkers

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"Static cling."

A Venus cow trap.

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Thatched roof car.

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

Get on with it!

A Day in the Country.

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

Holiday cottage

"Relax. They're just crows."

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

"We should get out to the country more often."

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."