Countryside Traveler Pillows

Hedgehogs on van.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Country Bumpkin.

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

Walkers

Thatched roof car.

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Sheep In Curlers

Migrating cows.

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

Tree Squirrel

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

'What a view! The motivational poster doesn't do it justice.'

Just in time

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

"I'm sorry, Marvin. I can only spend so much time off the grid."

Too posh for Alderley Edge!

Car Journey.

'I'd kill for concrete.'

His days are spent among the purple loosestrife and wild Iris....where the air is heavy with the scents of earth and water.

I think the speed grazing record is in the bag!

'Mom, when will we be mooving?'

Man Diverts the Hunt...and hides the fox!

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

Water from a tap forming a dog.

"Yes, we've been lost before, but never this lost."