Countryside Adventurer Pillows

"So this is the famous environment everyone's so hyped up about?"

"I'm sorry, Marvin. I can only spend so much time off the grid."

A Lady and A Butchers Boy

Farming uncle and cockney nephew riding

Something above the common

National Trust: Saint Perran brought Christiantiy to this spot: 81AD. It did not catch on.

A cow has a picnic with a rug with a hole in it, so he can eat the grass underneath.

"Well, Mr Bisley - that's some beauty spot you have there..!"

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"It seemed like miles to me!"

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

Walkers

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

Get on with it!

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Thatched roof car.

Sheep In Curlers

Migrating cows.

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

'The birdseed's okay. But I just like driving 'em crazy.'

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

A bit of Newlyn.

"The pH level seems a little off."

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

Tree Squirrel

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"