Countryside Explorers Pillows

Hunting.

The Scented Piece Of Cloth And Hounds Pub

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Farm Humor.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'How very Cumbria.'

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

Walkers

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

"We should get out to the country more often."

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

Tree Squirrel

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

"He knows 'sit, stay, paw' and 'upstate.'"

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

'What a view! The motivational poster doesn't do it justice.'

Too posh for Alderley Edge!

Just in time

Car Journey.

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

"I'm sorry, Marvin. I can only spend so much time off the grid."

Gertie, the tree climbing has to stop!

Last Reception for 200 Miles.