Rural Explorers Pillows

look dear... I bought two farmers

Git It 'N' Git

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Farm Humor.

Frog in the puddles.

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Twitter that!

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

A bit of Newlyn.

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

"Ok Lassie, cut out the smart arse bit and just herd the sheep."

"And when someone gets your goat, what do you suppose it is that keeps you from going and getting it back?"

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

"As for the meaning of life, it doesn't have to suck."

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

"I cleaned out the RV. We accumulated a lot stuff since we started RVing..."

Gertie, the tree climbing has to stop!

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

It's great to get away from it all, except for the crowds.

"Perhaps it would be easier using mice?"

I've been doing sit-ups!

'Another artisanal B&B.'