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Git It 'N' Git

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Farm Humor.

Frog in the puddles.

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

A bit of Newlyn.

"Ok Lassie, cut out the smart arse bit and just herd the sheep."

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

"And when someone gets your goat, what do you suppose it is that keeps you from going and getting it back?"

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

Gertie, the tree climbing has to stop!

"I cleaned out the RV. We accumulated a lot stuff since we started RVing..."

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

It's great to get away from it all, except for the crowds.

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

"Perhaps it would be easier using mice?"

'Another artisanal B&B.'

I've been doing sit-ups!

I see you've caught my honey robber.'

Fishing is fine but it's not what you'd call a spectator sport.