Local Explorers T-Shirts

'I know the recession is expected to boost English tourism, but I still think you're being optimistic.'

Non-Travellers' Tales

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

Wildlife

Quantum Psychic

Giant Monster in Bath

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

"City kids."

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

"Relax, I'll go back and find it."

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

"I'm going crazy staring at the same four legs."

The Desert Island Package

Sidewalk Ballet

Fossil hunting

"What the hell happened to this town?"

When bored, we board

'They've dealyed our IPO so long that we've gone from intending to open a chain of pre-schools to opening a chain of nursing homes.'

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

My Folks, dressed up like Eskimos

Hello from the lakes!

"This is it? No video?"

The successful rubbernecker...

Under New Mismanagement

"I feel like I was just a foundation yesterday."

"I think it’s time we started holding other kids’ hands."

Bob suddenly felt uncertain about the journey which lay ahead.

"Asides from today's wind-chill factor, what else might you consider all your parents' fault?"

"In 200 cubits, right-turn, then stay on the current road..."

"I remember when this was all forest..."

"Well, well, looks like we got ourselves a coupla city types here, and a couple more city types right behind 'em, and a whole mess o' city types transferrin' to the Queens-bound F train."