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'According to the map, we're about to sail off the end of the earth.'

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

"Now we wait."

"Dudes - we should make the last booby trap a giant bowling ball!"

'It's a selfie.'

'Let's beat it before he realizes he's eating our decoy!'

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

'Teenagers!'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Frog in the puddles.

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

Danger Slow Sand.

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."