Experiment Explorers T-Shirts

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

Science fair judge sees flower pot broken on floor near sign saying 'gravity'.

'Hold on, we're gonna fly!'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Danger Slow Sand.

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

"I'm learning to live with existence."

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

The Evolution Of Man.

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

"No party - it's for testing the atom smasher."

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"