Explorers Gifts

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

"Now we wait."

"Dudes - we should make the last booby trap a giant bowling ball!"

'It's a selfie.'

'Let's beat it before he realizes he's eating our decoy!'

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Frog in the puddles.

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Danger Slow Sand.

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."