Explorer Enthusiast Gifts

"Make sure people remember Lewis and Clark and Scherling!"

Pedro Jose discovers the Mississippi, but Desoto gets the credit!

The comedy team of Lewis and Clark.

'If it's any consolation, we use EVERY PART of the anthropologist!'

"Civilization! We're saved."

'Welcome back, Columbus - Tell me all about your trip to the Indies!'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

'You don't either have a date with Dora the Explorer!'

Man answers the door to two strange men.

"Don't be silly. We don't cook explorers in kettles anymore."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

The only way to see the world is to see the world

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Danger Slow Sand.

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'