Exploration Lovers Gifts

'We finally found the Fountain of Youth! This means we can become young enough to get our insurance rates reduced. Well, say something!'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

A boy acting suspiciously

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

'Hon, I'm home!'

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

"Of course I discovered America... My marketing team said so."

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

The Desert Island Package

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

Consenting Adults.

Rainbow/Horizon

A skier and a paraglider

'Okay,stay close, and stay alert! Looks like we're heading into BIG CAT COUNTRY!'

'Looks like this part of the beach has been claimed.'

On board the MS Hepatology

'Yes, It's in that direction.'

"The Flying Wallendas at home"

Extreme kites!

"It looks like a pitch for a survival-themed reality show."

"We're taking separate vacations this year."

White cat on top of a Christmas tree.

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

"Not in my name!"

'I'm serious. I really believe the world is round.'

"In 200 cubits, right-turn, then stay on the current road..."

"Do you get the feeling we're being watched?"

Vast Wasteland Ahead

'The real fun comes when we go through airport security.'

'It's going to be hard to get lost in these woods!'