Exploration Lovers Gifts

'We finally found the Fountain of Youth! This means we can become young enough to get our insurance rates reduced. Well, say something!'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

A boy acting suspiciously

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

'Hon, I'm home!'

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

"Of course I discovered America... My marketing team said so."

The Desert Island Package

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

'Looks like this part of the beach has been claimed.'

Rainbow/Horizon

Consenting Adults.

A skier and a paraglider

'Okay,stay close, and stay alert! Looks like we're heading into BIG CAT COUNTRY!'

On board the MS Hepatology

"The Flying Wallendas at home"

"It looks like a pitch for a survival-themed reality show."

White cat on top of a Christmas tree.

Extreme kites!

"We're taking separate vacations this year."

'Yes, It's in that direction.'

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

"Not in my name!"

'I'm serious. I really believe the world is round.'

"Do you get the feeling we're being watched?"

"In 200 cubits, right-turn, then stay on the current road..."

Vast Wasteland Ahead

The Discovery of the Nile's Source

'I envisioned them praying to something entirely different.'