Explorer Aficionados Gifts

'Looks like this part of the beach has been claimed.'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

"Of course I discovered America... My marketing team said so."

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

The Desert Island Package

'Okay,stay close, and stay alert! Looks like we're heading into BIG CAT COUNTRY!'

Rainbow/Horizon

On board the MS Hepatology

"It looks like a pitch for a survival-themed reality show."

"We're taking separate vacations this year."

'Yes, It's in that direction.'

Bob suddenly felt uncertain about the journey which lay ahead.

'I'm serious. I really believe the world is round.'

Vast Wasteland Ahead

'It's going to be hard to get lost in these woods!'

The Discovery of the Nile's Source

"Do you get the feeling we're being watched?"

Directions.

"In 200 cubits, right-turn, then stay on the current road..."

'He's in charge of out 'Lost-and-Buried' department.'

'I envisioned them praying to something entirely different.'

Columbus At Home...'A Spoon!'

'It seems the only tense I know in Swahili is the imperfect tense.'

'Why? Because it's there and I always want to cross it!'

'I know all about acclimatizing yourself for a high altitude climb, but I want to get the dinner out of the freezer!'

Lost dog/Lost Sheep posters

'This?! This is the legendary fountain of youth that men have sought for centuries.'

"We're so excited! We're going someplace that we haven't already Googled to death!"

A Classic Goldfish Game.

"First you forget the flag! Now you tell me you don't know how to yodel!"