Love Explorers Gifts

"She's an enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in a bear onesie."

Deb and Bill

"We'll always have couples therapy."

Too much togetherness can lead to unexpected problems.

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

'Hon, I'm home!'

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

"I met my first husband at Bloomingdale's and my second husband at Banana Republic."

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

A sentimental woman talking to her lover on a ship

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

First love.

His and Hers Wedding

Tasty.

'It's hard finding a caring,sensitive and good looking man. Most of them already have boyfriends.'

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"

"Great, now we're lost."

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

Real Estate Personals

'I wanted something special...not another candlelight dinner!'

Roller Coaster of Love

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

"My aloofness is a mask."

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

But Darling, how could I possibly have an affair?

"I suggest you read this book....it comes highly recommended by earthlings."

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

Single men in Tahiti

"That was a great kiss, Joey...but can I have my gum back please?"

"Now give me something intimate to say."

'Isn't it romantic, being married in the same alley where we first met eight months ago?'

Enjoying the fishing? Waiting for a bite. Ha! All you want is to spot the cute guy. For your information, I'm looking for fish! Really? My hook is baited I'm trolling. Hope you catch something! Me, too!

7 Dwarves of Valentines Day

Tunnel of Life and Love

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."