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"She's an enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in a bear onesie."

Deb and Bill

"We'll always have couples therapy."

Too much togetherness can lead to unexpected problems.

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

'Hon, I'm home!'

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

"I met my first husband at Bloomingdale's and my second husband at Banana Republic."

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

First love.

A sentimental woman talking to her lover on a ship

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

His and Hers Wedding

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

"Great, now we're lost."

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'I wanted something special...not another candlelight dinner!'

Tasty.

'It's hard finding a caring,sensitive and good looking man. Most of them already have boyfriends.'

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

"That was a great kiss, Joey...but can I have my gum back please?"

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

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"My aloofness is a mask."

'Isn't it romantic, being married in the same alley where we first met eight months ago?'

"Now give me something intimate to say."

"I suggest you read this book....it comes highly recommended by earthlings."

But Darling, how could I possibly have an affair?

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

"Merely dating" "Lover's leap" "Undecided? Take a hike"

Tough Love 2000