Love Life Explorers Pillows

"Oh super! Why do I always draw the short straw?!"

'Now what?'

'The meaning of life is between your legs.'

"Okay, I'm intrigued."

Luring the babes is a cinch when you've got the right feet for the job.

"We'll always have couples therapy."

Adam and Eve: Reconcilable Differences

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

"I met my first husband at Bloomingdale's and my second husband at Banana Republic."

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

A sentimental woman talking to her lover on a ship

First love.

Real Estate Personals

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"

"It was meant to be a surprise romantic dinner for two, but to cut a long story short, it's been a recipe for disaster."

Tasty.

'I wanted something special...not another candlelight dinner!'

"Great, now we're lost."

Roller Coaster of Love

"Estoy aqui abajo!" ( I'm down here!)

"Was it as good for you as it was for me?"

Enjoying the fishing? Waiting for a bite. Ha! All you want is to spot the cute guy. For your information, I'm looking for fish! Really? My hook is baited I'm trolling. Hope you catch something! Me, too!

"My aloofness is a mask."

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

"Now give me something intimate to say."

'Isn't it romantic, being married in the same alley where we first met eight months ago?'

"Monogamy works for me, but it doesn't work for Enid."

'Does it bother you that I use wadded tissues as pillows?'

7 Dwarves of Valentines Day

Tunnel of Life and Love

"I just feel like we're not connecting."

"We have box shapes for every commitment level."

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

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