Love Life Explorers Pillows

"Oh super! Why do I always draw the short straw?!"

'Now what?'

'The meaning of life is between your legs.'

"Okay, I'm intrigued."

Luring the babes is a cinch when you've got the right feet for the job.

"We'll always have couples therapy."

Adam and Eve: Reconcilable Differences

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

"I met my first husband at Bloomingdale's and my second husband at Banana Republic."

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

A sentimental woman talking to her lover on a ship

First love.

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"

"It was meant to be a surprise romantic dinner for two, but to cut a long story short, it's been a recipe for disaster."

Real Estate Personals

'I wanted something special...not another candlelight dinner!'

Tasty.

"Great, now we're lost."

"Monogamy works for me, but it doesn't work for Enid."

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

"Estoy aqui abajo!" ( I'm down here!)

"Now give me something intimate to say."

"My aloofness is a mask."

'Isn't it romantic, being married in the same alley where we first met eight months ago?'

"Was it as good for you as it was for me?"

'Does it bother you that I use wadded tissues as pillows?'

"Pretty Maiden where art thou?"

Tough Love 2000

"I just feel like we're not connecting."

'We've been happily married for five years, but we've been married for eight.'

'Love and marriage?- I'm afraid I can't help you much with that, young fellow.'

"We have box shapes for every commitment level."

Tunnel of Life and Love

"Merely dating" "Lover's leap" "Undecided? Take a hike"